I maintain that “cleave” is one of the most bizarre words in the English language. Why? Because it means two exactly opposite things.
Cleave, definition 1 – to stick, cling, adhere to something closely.
Cleave, definition 2 – to divide, to split, to cut
Um . . . riiiiiiight. Isn’t that just bizarre? Yes, they’re listed as separate entries. But still. When I realized that “to cleave to someone” and “to cleave something” were so very, well, opposite, I sat and stared at these words for a good long while and laughed.
See, my hubby had a game back in school. He would open a digital thesaurus and click on synonyms for words until they led him to an antonym for the original word. (Oh yes, he’s a nerd after my own heart!) Sometimes he could manage it with one or two transition words. But this one . . . sheesh, no clicking is even required to find its antonym!
This dichotomy brought to you by the glories of Monday morning, and a writer who needs to get seriously into revision mode on her Annapolis story, which has just been officially moved from the Work in Progress folder to the Completes Manuscripts folder. =)

Roseanna M. White is a bestselling, Christy Award winning author who has long claimed that words are the air she breathes. When not writing fiction, she’s homeschooling her two kids, editing, designing book covers, and pretending her house will clean itself. Roseanna is the author of a slew of historical novels that span several continents and thousands of years. Spies and war and mayhem always seem to find their way into her books…to offset her real life, which is blessedly ordinary.